Dragon

I cried and I cried. And then I cried no more.

-This blog is officially closed-

Home Sweet Home!

Let me introduce my new apartment!

The Kitchen! Perfection in pink!

The living room! Dazzling! Modern! And Bright! I love bright!

My private little terrace. I love reading books here and putting some incense to burn.

My bedroom! B is for Bianqui! <3

Starting a new life! Building a new nest! And it's SO PRETTY! Now to make matching cupcakes...

Memorial Day

I apologized to my sister. She no care. So I no care either.

Hmf.

This weekend was "Memorial Day" weekend in the United States. I am not from the United States, but my father used to live in New York. We've gone to visit occasionally. It was lovely. And one of the best men I've ever met is from the good ol' jolly USA.

Jack, here's to you!

Apple Cider Vinegar

I am trying hard not to judge my sister Eleonora.

HARD.

Today is just one of those days where I think about my sisters. I want Aria to be happy, but how does a woman recuperate from being practically jilted? Daniella is going on a date... with Anthony. That blonde boy is really getting around. He's testing everyone's waters. Fiona is probably having a hard time, and who doesn't care or notice? Eleonora! Her own twin! Too busy stroking the ego of her narcissistic boyfriend.

My sisters. All of them in such a mess!

Me? I bit the apple, and the real world is not so bad. And by apple I mean cupcake.

On a side note, I bought apple cider vinegar today. It breaks down the fat inside the body. My breasts feel too heavy lately so I'm thinking of losing a bit of weight. I'll stir some with water before every meal, and let you know the results.

Twirl

ohmygoditotallylikezacharyidontknowwhattodowithmyselfmyemotionslooklikethiscupcake 

Snake Attack!

I am SO confused. A SNAKE BIT ME. I just slept with a snake, a SNAKE. I want my mommy and my daddy. It attacked me while I was weak! It was lurking in the shadows and out of nowhere it popped up! I had been hearing that little bell for days but I never thought it would actually come at me!

I don't care that it has a rocking body! Or a gourmand's hands and mouth. OH. MY. GOD. I did NOT just get horny. I am SICK. I am ILL. Patrick BROKE ME.

why? Why? WHY?

It is SURELY a poisonous beast! I am going to DIE!

Chicken Parmesan

Today William had a golden opportunity. He's not a good talker but he is a very good masseuse. Unfortunately I get bored quickly. I am tense and heartbroken and moody, and a little rubbing would've been just what the doctor ordered. Unfortunately after two hours rubbing nothing but my hands I grow bored and hungry and want to eat.

I am now cooking a chicken parmesan. I already tasted it and it is delicious. Piping hot tomato sauce and home-cured authentic italian mozzarella. Divine!

Daniella dared Anthony to kiss her while playing videogames. Now that was just mean! Eating in front of a hungry woman! (More reason to cook the parmesan!). I personally believe he has enough food on his plate to feed an adult bear, but, perhaps Daniella needs comforting after Zach-SNAKE-ry brushed her aside to share his "gift" with... "The world".

Are all the Milazzo sisters cursed?

Well, when in crisis, COOK.