I am SO confused. A SNAKE BIT ME. I just slept with a snake, a SNAKE. I want my mommy and my daddy. It attacked me while I was weak! It was lurking in the shadows and out of nowhere it popped up! I had been hearing that little bell for days but I never thought it would actually come at me!
I don't care that it has a rocking body! Or a gourmand's hands and mouth. OH. MY. GOD. I did NOT just get horny. I am SICK. I am ILL. Patrick BROKE ME.
why? Why? WHY?
It is SURELY a poisonous beast! I am going to DIE!
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ReplyDeleteDelicious Venom, Bella Bianca!
- Zack